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MockTales is here!
100% alcohol-free. 100% plant-based. 100% punderful.
The first 100% alcohol-free and plant-based mocktail book in its category. Perfect for your non-drinking and sober-curious buddies, plant-based and vegan pals, and the literary lovers and film buffs in your life.
Also—a great gift for the whole office, baby showers, and your favorite English teacher.
Enjoy simple recipes like The Blizzard of Oz, Huckleberry Fizz, Oliver Lemon Twist, Are You There Goblet? It's Me, Margaret., Rubyfruit Jungle Juice, and more. Plus, batch recipes for parties, lit literary facts, non-drinking games, and a fully illustrated piece of art for your table, shelf, or bar celebrating a diverse range of authors.
Learn more about MockTales—including signed copies, wholesale, and gifting here.
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Delanie Fischer is the Host of the
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